

The milkshake: This is not limited to fast food nor to milkshakes. That ‘concoction’ is the industry standard artificial strawberry flavoring found in everything strawberry flavored that isn’t naturally flavored.
Chicken nuggets: Total lies. My sister works at the Tyson plant that provides KFC and McDonalds their nuggets. There’s no ‘pink paste’ stage. ’Reflavoring’ is an injection of mostly salt into the meat in order to give it some taste because modern day chicken is nearly flavorless. If you want to disgust people, show them the conditions of the processing plants that dismantle the chickens.
The pubic hair one: You eat more of your family’s pubic hairs cooking in your own home. You think you don’t shed once you walk in your own door?
Peanut butter: This is a cold hard truth of food mass production. There will be insects. You can never get rid of them or take them out of the process. The FDA places limits on how much can be allowed into specific foods so that food manufactories don’t get lazy and just say ‘Well we can’t keep it out.’ The FDA limit helps immensely because it makes these places try to keep the insect population down through keeping things clean.
Shellac: Oh my god this is so stupid. ’Shellac’ is an INGREDIENT. It’s a NATURAL PRODUCT produced by INSECTS. It is then PROCESSED into food-grade glaze or colorants, OR into wood and furniture polish. They don’t just take wood polish and dump it on your jawbreakers. Grow up.
Bacteriophages: The ‘phages of which you speak are used to kill the listeria virus. Listeria is a bacteria that attacks the immune system and has a one in five mortality rate. Bacteriophages? They’ve been used as an alternative to antibiotic medications in Russia and France for 90 years. That’s really disgusting and dangerous!
Coke: This is total and complete bunk. It would have been far more effective to point out that colas and carbonated drinks have been linked to weakened bones in those who overconsume them, but this is complete lies here. Again.
Salads: I think you mean propylene glycol. And again, this is bullshit. PG only causes reactions in those allergic to it. It has a very low toxicity and can only negatively affect human health if very large amounts are ingested very quickly and over a very short period of time. By which I mean ‘Find a vat of it and start drinking it and nothing else.’ Again you go for the lie instead of pointing out that fast food salads are processed and contain as much fat and cholesterol as most of the other foods offered by a fast food place.
Beef additives: This has nothing to do with fast food. This is common in MOST meats in the US. This is because the US has become so obsessed with the fat content of meat and making it ‘healthy’ that we have literally bred almost all the flavor out of every food animal breed we currently use. Flavorants are almost ALWAYS injected during processing or most of our meat would be bland and tasteless. ‘Flavorants’ typically being concentrated broth and/or salt and seasoning.
Cheese: Lies again. Only those cheeses labelled as ‘Pasteurized process cheese food’ and ‘Pasteurized process cheese spread’ match these stats. Pasteurized process cheese is simply a blended cheese made to have a sharp taste and be easily melted. Your lie here is that the 47% is referring to the cheese’s fat content, not cheese content.
This image is full of lies and misrepresented half-truths and anyone spreading this as truthful should rethink their approach.
#peanut butter is fast food
I’m going to eat at McDonalds all day every day now.
A bacteriophage is LITERALLY A VIRUS THAT INFECTS DANGEROUS BACTERIA AND KILLS IT WHILE BEING HARMLESS TO HUMANS HOW IS THIS BAD I’M LAUGHING
i love when people debunk this shit.
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週刊Spritz 2013年第21號
Golden WEEK Bomber劇場
喝!Golden Bomber挑戰坐禪!
輝煌華麗的Robot Resturent喧囂過後,帶著意氣風發的Golden Bomber們前往的目的地居然是、坐禪教室。讓充滿煩惱的金爆恢復活力,並接近他們的本性!
金爆的多金發言!居然還狡辯!
太過分了Golden Bomber!! 就算「女々しくて」如何大賣、就算能上紅白、就算演了Softbank的電視廣告,你們也太不注意言詞了吧。
「唉呀~,最近賺了好多卡啦OK版稅啊。其實我們現在有很多這個 (手比個圓) 呢」(鬼龍院)
什─麼─!這什麼多金發言!而且明明是樂團,卻不會演奏樂器,你們是有多鬆懈!
「平常有在彈奏樂器的人,如果不彈的話可能會因此鬆懈,但我們一開始就不演奏啊。就好像胖子胖了50公斤還是個胖子一樣……」(歌広場)
什麼嘛,居然還狡辯!
完全放鬆!徹底解析金爆的煩惱!
算了。這次企劃的宗旨,是為了讓金爆透過坐禪來整理他們的內心,這也是他們所希望的。
首先要讓他們重新振作一下最近覺得自己鬆懈了的事情。第一位是在LIVE中以紙板手工藝作為吉他獨奏表演的喜矢武豊!
「其實我最早是有演奏的……但近來過於沉溺於飲酒、女人和金錢,就顧不到吉他了。另外我的肚皮最近也挺鬆懈的」(喜矢武)
標準的鬆懈狀態!下一位!負責作詞作曲的鬼龍院翔!看起來他好像是團內唯一毫不懈怠的人,但居然還有時間模仿キンタロー。又唱又跳的,還上傳到影片網站!
「Flying Get!要說鬆懈的話,之前我一天只會打一次手●,不過最近常常一天打到兩次。錢也賺了不少,許多誘惑接踵而來,感覺會吸引到許多婊子*」(鬼龍院)
*原文是「アバズレ」,江戶時代的流行語,寫成漢字是「阿婆擦れ」,形容品德敗壞又亂性的女人。最近因為搞笑藝人小木矢作的小木在「男女糾察隊」中的發言,又重新引起注意。
婊子這詞,好久沒聽到了說。算了,下一位!經營的水果午茶店極受歡迎的青年創業家‧歌広場!你的貝斯好像只有兩根弦耶。
「而且還是風箏線喔 (笑)。鬆懈嘛,應該就是指我太喜歡秋葉原和女僕的這件事情吧。最近手邊有不少錢,下次就去女僕店裡點個蛋包飯吧!」(歌広場)
這種程度的懈怠感覺有點可愛耶,不過會害人家女僕店排很長的隊吧。接下來最後一位是用東急手創館買來的圓柱狀泡棉打鼓然後跳舞的樽美酒研二!
「我超迷戀人妻。走累的時候,因為要去見人妻,所以就算只有一跳表的距離,我也會搭計程車喔」(樽美酒)
喂~!這樣不行啦!不能對人妻出手!
改變主意了嗎!? 金爆要學樂器了。
如此充滿煩惱的金爆,透過坐禪應該可以淨化他們的心靈吧!可惡,喜矢武那傢伙,居然還一邊喊著「看我的大爆笑~」一邊玩鬧。歌広場還說什麼「穿著飛鼠褲很難盤腿」,你小鬼嗎!然後鬼龍院!一臉笑嘻嘻地好像在打什麼主意,結果居然直接盤腿著作出起飛姿態!會出事的啦!還有樽美酒還跟禪師說,「請用那個禪鎮前面的堅硬部位碰地用力打下去」,這樣會受傷喔!
終於開始坐禪。一片安靜的室內,幾分鐘後便傳來「啪──!!」「啪──!!」「啪──!!」「啪──!!」四聲禪鎮擊肩的聲響,以及金爆們「噫──!」「喔──!」「呀啊啊啊!」的慘叫聲。合掌一拜,坐禪結束。怎麼樣,煩惱消失了嗎?
「果然不一樣了,有種全身舒爽的感覺。人妻是啥?」(樽美酒)
喂,你那只是喪失記憶而已吧 (笑)。
「我現在只對普通的女人有興趣了。以後我不會搭計程車,而是像色狼一樣用走的來物色普通女子!」(樽美酒)
等等!特別強調色狼是什麼意思。
「我也要悔改!從今天開始我要去新堀吉他音樂班上課。然後要根除所有欲望,回家之後我要把錢都燒了、酒也燒了、女人也燒……」(喜矢武)
嗚喔!說要上吉他課什麼的還好,但女人不能燒,絕對不行!
「我覺得自己好像破除了迷障,對女僕和秋葉原的執念都消失了。今後我要把目標轉向代官山和青山一帶的OL們!」(歌広場)
喂!結果你也要當追女仔嗎?
「我也是,已經完全沒有想看AV的欲望了。之後我要全心投入製作,當然不是音樂,是AV。我打算去SOFT ON DEMAND*面試」(鬼龍院)
*SOFT ON DEMAND,通稱SOD,日本一所知名AV製作公司。
呃,好像還是離不開AV嘛 (笑)。
結果,金爆還是金爆,什麼都沒改變!只是也很難討厭他們就是了。They are Golden Bomber。南無!
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又是胡說八道火力全開的一篇 (笑)
好可爱的几只*^o^*谢谢你的翻译。